BY BETH ALLEN

A ROCKIN' VANNER is someone who:

#1 - has a van
#2 - LOVES vans
#3 - have "rocked" their van at least once (or are working towards doin' so -- hey we won't hold it against you if you're at least trying!!)
#4 - is into ROCK-N-ROLL!!!

DON'T COME KNOCKIN' web zine would like to offer you a free ROCKIN' VANNERS sticker for your set of wheels for the price of a stamp. Just send a self-addressed-stamped-envelope to:

Beth Allen
1538 Fulton Street Apt. B
San Francisco, CA 94117

Sooner or later I hope to print up some other funny stickers... this one is my running favorite right now:

MY VAN CAN BEAT UP YOUR MINIVAN

I was in an ANTI-minivan mood and thought of a whole slew of more... heh heh. Got any more ideas? Send 'em my way! beth@rockinvan.com

MINIVANS SUCK!

YOU CAN'T PARTY IN A MINIVAN

MINIVANS ARE PARTY POOPERS

MINI + VAN = UGLY PIECE OF CRAP

FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS DRIVE MINIVANS

DESTROY ALL MINIVANS!

MINIVANS MUST DIE

HONK IF YOU HATE MINIVANS TOO

CLEAN UP THE ROADS - ANNIHILATE MINIVANS

MINIVANS MAKE ME PUKE

I'D RATHER WALK THAN DRIVE A MINIVAN

MINIVAN MASSACRE! KILL 'EM ALL!

THERE'S NOTHING WORSE THAN A MINIVAN

ONE MINIVAN CAN RUIN YOUR WHOLE DAY

JUST SAY NO TO MINIVANS