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| A typical PiNEAPPLE PRiNCESS set combines authentic Hawaiian classics sung in Hawaiian (“Na Moku Eha”, “The Hawaiian War Chant”, “Koni Au”), a slew of rockin’ covers (how many of you have heard “Highway to Hell” or Black Flag songs on ukulele??), and PiNEAPPLE PRiNCESS orginals. Below are lyrics to some of our favorites!
MP3’s for your listening pain and pleasure:
 We Suck
Na Moku Eha
Roll Out the Malt Liquor Barrel
Chinese Food
(Thanks to Rev. Lar and Micah, ex-PiNEAPPLE PRiNCESS drummers for bongos, bell, washboard, talking drum, banging on various junk and back-up hoots and hollers on the above recordings from Febrewary ’97.)
And now... sing-a-long with PiNEAPPLE PRiNCESS!!
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| BUZZ BUZZ (the Vibrator Song)
Well come on let’s rock, come on lets roll,
Let’s do the bump and grind
Let’s shake it till we break it
Use it till we lose it
Then we’ll see what else we can find
I got a few things in mind...
I’m a bad girl (buzz buzz, buzz buzz)
With a good vibe (buzz buzz, buzz buzz)
I’ve got a clean machine (buzz buzz, buzz buzz)
for my dirty mind (buzz buzz, buzz buzz)
So I’m home alone, thinkin’ bout the phone
There’s nothing so I hit rewind
Let’s quake it till we make it
Thrust it till we bust it
And mama I won’t go blind
There is no shame to find, in the actions of mankind
I’m a bad girl (buzz buzz, buzz buzz)
With a good vibe (buzz buzz, buzz buzz)
I’ve got a clean machine (buzz buzz, buzz buzz)
for my dirty mind (buzz buzz, buzz buzz)
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SHIT STINKS
Shit stinks, and I’ve smelled it
Pain hurts, and I’ve felt it
Hairy eyeballs lookin’ at me
But I turn away so I can’t see
And that’s when
Someone stabs me in the back
Talks cheap, and I’ve heard it
There’s a sore site, and I’ve seen it
Livin’ on borrowed money and time
But I know, I’m gonna be just fine
Cause at least theres...
SEX, DRUGS and ROCK ’N’ ROOOOOOooLL!
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| This next song has a funny history. I was sitting in a bar with a friend and he was telling me about his girlfriend. The only bad aspect of their sex life, he confided in me, was that her pussy too loose. I looked him right in the eye and said, “Maybe your penis is too small.” He sure didn’t like this comment, AHhahahaha. Why is it that women are “tight” or “loose”, but men are always perfect? I know I’ve seen quite a variety of penis sizes. Pamela became inspired by this story and decided to write a song about it all. Some people only seem to hear the last line of “The Butt Song” when they see us play live, but guess what?? It ISN’T about teenie weenies. --Beth
THE BUTT SONG
One night, at a bar, I saw a friend he looked so sad, he said --
I love my girl so, but one things drivin’ me mad. I can’t find the words to tell her of the problem she keeps,
That her cavern of love is too wide and too deep
And I know that if I tell her it’s gonna break her sweet heart
But I fear if this keeps up, it’s gonna tear us apart
So you can surely see, why I must try
And heaven knows that I try
For the other hole that’s tighter, and a tad bit more dry.
He then grew quiet, he sighed, and broke down in tears
A purging of the pain, held inside through the years
I said “Relax my friend, your girl might not have a problem at all
Perhaps it’s your cotton-pickin’ stiffy dick that’s too small!”
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MY LEATHERMAN
I’m really hooked on this boy
He’s a rocket in my pocket, he’s my favorite toy
He keeps to himself, he hides a lot
But when I pull on him right
You’ll see what he’s got
He’s my boy, he’s my leatherman,
Use him and abuse him, as much as I can
Got that dude in the palm of my hand
That’s right, he’s my leatherman!
He’s seems kinda small, but that ain’t right
He’s a grower not a shower, keeps me busy all night
He’s all I need to get the job done
And when it comes to him, I’m a one man woman!
He’s my boy, he’s my leather man,
Use him and abuse him, as much as I can
Got that dude in the palm of my hand
That’s right, he’s my leather man!
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| ME AND THE BOYS
Well... I like Johnnie and I like Jim,
but I love Jack cause there’s no one like him!
Oh yeah, wooo-ooo, oh yeah, wooo-ooo,
Ohhhh... who’s it gonna be tonight?
Captain Morgan, sets me on fire,
but I like Myers cause he takes me higher!
Ohhhh... who’s it gonna be tonight?
Oh yeah, wooo-ooo, oh yeah, wooo-ooo,
Ohhhh... who’s it gonna be tonight?
Bud’s a stud, Pete’s a treat,
but Sammy and Mickey are good for a quickie!
Oh yeah, wooo-ooo, oh yeah,
wooo-ooo, Ohhhh... who’s it gonna be tonight?
Saturday night and I’m home,
but I’m not sad cause I’m not alone.
Oh yeah, wooo-ooo, oh yeah,
wooo-ooo, Ohhhh...Gonna have fun tonight!
Don’t have to worry about who I’ll call,
gonna have a ball cause I got ’em all!
Oh yeah, wooo-ooo, oh yeah, wooo-ooo,
Ohhhh...Gonna have fun tonight!
Me and the boys are gonna get drunk tonight!
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ROLL OUT (THE MALT LIQUOR) BARREL
King Cobra and Colt 45, two good reasons to be alive
But whatever you do don’t drink and drive!
Your nights won’t be dull, if you party with the bull
Or suck down a Mickey’s if you wanna be full!
Why drink malt liquor? Cause it gets you fucked up quicker!
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